Welcome to the land where an abrasive bass line, crooked beats and futuristic synths bring us to our knees no matter the listening quality. I don’t apologize for the quality, nor should they. We should be grateful they have the time to churn this shit out.

A substantial amount of the music you probably would have heard, but not to worry - the new stuff is soon to blossom. My head almost imploded at 20:54 (shortly after the mammoth climax)

Crookers Vs. The Bloody Beetroots - Drunkmix in a bathroom

If this doesn’t tease you to the point of insanity, I know what you need. You need a taste of the Crookers upcoming EP “Knobbers” on Southern Fried. You can listen to it here.